I WILL TELL THE TRUTH AND NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH..

Dear Minions!

I have a lot of friends. They're great! And I love them. They know me the best, sometimes even better than my own family because friends are family that we chose not born with. Now, don't get me wrong, I love my family, more than anything. I wouldn't trade them for anything. Compare to other unfortunate people I have it good..now wait, I'm straying from the topic of today's post. THE TRUTH!

I have come to a conclusion this evening while I was in the shower that I am not being honest with myself. To simply put sometimes I'm delusional. I'm a very optimistic person..well..most of the time, and the thing with optimistic people is that they tend to see their own problem differently, imagining themselves as someone who is AWESOME! But the thing is, it's not the reality..it is very hard for me to write this..to tell the absolute truth about me, but I need to do this..I need to change and better myself.
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I am a very LAZY person! Honestly, all I do every day is sleep, eat and watch TV.

I am OBESE! No, this is not emotional talking, I am truly BMI approved and doctor approved..OBESE!  I have more testosterone than estrogen in my body, which explain my lack of emotions sometimes..

I am a 'Professional Procrastinator'. That's what my friends call me, cuz I always do my assignments the day before..or on the day itself, LITERALLY! But still manage to get a decent grade..the truth is..I started procrastinating when I was in standard 4 which is when I was ten..n am that way ever since..

I don't have a boyfriend! bummer! never hv one ever. well there is this one time, but it was with my best friend n thing start to get really weird really fast the moment we declare ourselves a couple! It was even weirder cuz we were just experimenting..like i don't think either of us want one another, it's just that no one wants us..so..yup..anyway, he's a different guy now, he lost a lot of weight and hair n totally don't care anymore..so whatever!

I have a lot of potential but never hv the gut to do anything about it. Like I can be a designer, but I'm to lazy to take a sewing class or do anything. The same goes with singing, writing, dancing, travelling, cooking, baking, and so much more that I don't even want to name any more cuz it's just making me depressed..

So, to sum it up, I'm a lazy, fat, apparently smart, goofy girl..there's so much more about me that I haven't told you, but I'm too embarrassed..n can't deal any more..so..goodbye for now..